Copious Free Time

1:13pm: "The wise man learns things, but the fool does not."
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The working man is fit and fed, and stabs the sluggard in his bed.

For every pound of sand you eat, another shilling's yours to keep.

A heavy ship cannot sink.

He who dines on human meat, shall never want for things to eat.

...these and other bits of The Lesser Wisdom of Benjamin Franklin, can be found at Something Awful.
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