Ah, Tuesday. There's something I'm supposed to do today. Trash? Recycling? Laundry? Nah, did those yesterday. Wait. Now I remember! It's the day when I try to save the country from the deficit-pumping, war-pimping, profiteering, hypocritical, bribe-taking, gay-baiting, racist-loving, phone-tapping, constitution-trashing, torturing, lying, swiftboating, spamming, voter-disenfranchising, election-stealing, phone-jamming, face-shooting, tame-bird-murdering, say-anything gang of thieves who wrap themselves in the flag, hide behind the inadequately prepared soldiers they send needlessly to their death, kill habeas corpus, and pass new laws that make it ever harder to freely speak your mind or to travel inside and outside of the US.
Vote blue. It really matters.
note: Updated. Probably will be updated more, as things occur to me. Suggestions will be considered.
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